The 1895 U.S. Open in Newport, Rhode Island, featured nine professional golfers and one amateur. [Note: the Emancipation Proclamation was signed by President Abraham Lincoln in 1863] It is widely acknowledged as the start of the professional game in the United States. The Professional Golfers Association was formed in 1916. Most members were golf course pros. The same year, the first PGA Championship was held in Bronxville, New York.
The game of Golf is quite analogues to Slavery, also known as the Peculiar Institution and/or the Plantation Paradigm which began in America in 1555. In that, GOLF spelled backwards is FLOG. The words FLOG means to beat with a rod, whip or stick; scourge. Be that as it may, let us examine the game of golf. Golf is a sport dominated by powerful Caucasian men. The language utilized throughout the game of Golf can be transcribed into an interracial pornographic fantasy formation. In that, Golf symbolically represents the Caucasian Collectives subconscious desires to rape and/or sodomize “Non-White Humanoids”. For example, the “SHAFT” of the club or putter is extended approximately 33 degrees from the Golfer’s penis. The Golfer taking the least amount of “SHAFT, CLUB or PUTTER” strokes to ejaculate the little white ball (Sperm) into a black hole in mother earth or “Non-White Humanoids” is deemed the victor and/or winner. The game of Golf represents a microcosmic fantasy formation in the Caucasian Male Brain Computer which projects a snapshot of time and space representing Caucasian Global Domination. The little white ball is transformed into big Rockets and/or missiles (Black Genetic Equalizers and/or Euthanizes) whose payload (Bio/Nuclear Sperm) is dropped on “Non-White Humanoids” for the sole purpose of establishing real-time Global, Planetary Domination, “Non-White Humanoid” Subjugation” and/or Annihilation. All done to soothe, comfort and compensate for the stress, anxiety, and sexual inadequacies experienced by the Caucasian Male Brain Computer. One should not forget that, the Golfer who “EAGALS” or gets a Hole-In-One is deemed the “MASTER” at the biggest golf exhibition known as the “MASTERS” or U.S. OPEN (Vagina.) Interesting to note that, the introduction of Golf into the American Caucasian Males Psyche meant a sharp decline in the lynching of African-American Males.
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The NBA lock out represents a prime example of the Plantation Mentality gone wild. Will Kobe Bryant become an obsolete Slave? In that, when the slave master no longer needs his slave, and the slave knows nothing, but how to be a slave, all the slave can do is hope and pray that his slave master will someday need the slave again. Interesting, NBA players actually thought that getting paid millions of dollars to put a ball in a hole would last forever. It will be interesting to watch Kobe Bryant and his fellow NBA colleagues be reduced to living on skid row. These God figures who dominate the basketball court are now relegated to begging their “Owners” (SLAVE MASTERS), pun intended, to continue to sustain their lavish lifestyles. It’s only a matter of time until people do the math, Kobe puts a ball in a hole and receives millions of dollars, while a Teacher educates young minds into constructive and productive human beings and contributors to society, yet that Teacher gets paid peanuts if that, or forced to face layoffs and/or furloughs. Don’t sleep, Miss. Kim Kardashian will soon be back on the market, and Kobe Bryant’s wife will be walking that $4 million ring to the pawn shop. What the hell is wrong with Derek Fisher, he looks pathetic, begging NBA Owners to come to a negotiating table that he and his NBA colleagues never thought for one minute to own. I mean really Derek Fisher stop pleading and crying like a punk ass bitch to your slave master as if you have DINOSAUR TESTICULAR leverage. Stop begging and meet me on skid row…I HAVE A PLAN.