This is Bravo-Elite (a.k.a. CHAMP) Code Name: KILO-NOVEMBER-UTAH-CHARLIE-KILO-LIMA-ECKO-BRAVO-ROMEO-ALPHA-INDIA-NOVEMBER-SIX-SIX-ONE-NINER-SIX-NINER requesting permission to transmit prime directive report via internet blog?
KNUCKLE-BRAIN this GOLF-WHISKEY-CHARLIE-OSCAR-LIMA-LIMA-INDIA-ECKO-ROMEO-ONE-ONE-NINER-ONE-NINER-FOUR-TREE, you are GO for transmission.
Roger that GOLF-WHISKEY,
REPORT: Caucasian’s and Mammy hostiles have executed one grandchild, code name: MIKE-INDIA-SAM-HOTEL-ALPHA-HOTEL the remaining two grandchildren are being held hostage. Brave-Elite was forced to stand-down due to litigation restrictions placed on him by Caucasoid Judicial Officers. The Government has proven inoperative and/or obsolete when it comes to the enforcement of its Constitution, thus rendering the 14th Amendment null and void. Bravo-Elite is requesting a STRIKE-BRIGADE from GRANDADDY-ECHOLON-ONE, with the same magnitute that was recently dropped on Chelsea Henryville, Indiana. Stand-by to copy coordinates, BREAK: (Longitude ONE-ONE-SEVEN/Latitude TREE-TREE.) Be advised, all Top-Secret and/or Classified Data in this transmission have been fused with DNA Composite and U.S. Treasury Notes. Data has been re-configured as Cryonized-Nano-Dust-Encryptions and up-loaded to DoD Mainframe (a.k.a. The BEAST.)
Bravo-Elite is stand-by for authorization to in-put incineration codes. Welcome to the 21st Century via internet time code, General. It’s good to see you again Sir. Nothing further to report…KNUCKLE-BRAIN…OUT
General George William Collier, the best damn Daddy that ever set-foot on this God-Damn Planet. Don’t you ever try and tell me and my children about your Spook Gods. I know a real Soldier named General George William Collier, and you punk ass cowards will address him as, “General”. Thanks for the training Daddy, Hashim Domenick Bomani (a.k.a. The Unique Dominator), Chelsea Olivia Brooke Bomani (a.k.a. Chel-Chel) and Bravo-Elite are glad to have you back, General, we’ll take it from here.
MISSION OBJECTIVE: REPORT TO THE FOLLOWING GEO-COORDINATES (N40°12’36.1866″, E127°6’35.9814″)… SET-UP A PERIMETER… RANDEVÚ WITH POC CODE NAMED: KEM-JOHN1-8-7-[ON]-UTAH-SAM-[OF]-ALPHA… DIG-IN AND PROVIDE COMBAT-TACTICAL SUPPORT ON POC’S MARK AND DISCRETION…
BE ADVISED ALL ECHELON-ONE TACTICAL FORCES ARE TO EXECUTE MISSION OBJECTIVE WITH ZERO HESITATION AND WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE… DO WHAT YOU DO BEST, “KILL AT WILL”…MOVE-OUT… BRAVO-ELITE…OUT… NOTHING ELSE FOLLOWS//