THE #1 REASON SCHOOLS ARE FAILING IN AMERICA, IS BECAUSE TEACHERS ARE DOG-SHIT-UGLY AND LOOK LIKE MONSTERS…LET’S DO THE MATH:

DOG SHIT UGLY TEACHERS!

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No matter how much LIP-STICK you put on a pig, it is still a pig. Is it no-wonder why U.S. Schools are in decline and student apathy is at an all time high. Think about it, are students really motivated to drag themselves out of bed, walk through a combat zone to a dilapidated school and sit in front of an Ugly-Ass-Teacher who is definitely not pleasing on the Student’s Eyes, and at the same time, expect that Student to have an iota of a desire to achieve academically and/or be motivated to succeed? Really? you mean to tell me that, a student who is stuck in a dismal social-economic trap, would rather be taught by the Monster’s who look like the Teachers above, as opposed to being taught by the Superstar Teachers below? I beg to differ, I believe that Students would gladly and  enthusiastically accept their Dismal Social Economic Station in Life, tolerate their Gang Infested Communities, as well as walk  through Hell wearing gasoline undergarments just to get to school if they were  being taught by the following Genetically Superior Superstar Teachers:

The American Educational System is ASS-BACKWARDS. Hence, you should not  come anywhere near to qualifying for a Teaching Credential… Hell, better yet,  you should not even be admitted to a Credentialing Program unless you fit the Genetic Mold of a Superstar Teacher.  In conclusion, DOG-SHIT-LOOKING-TEACHER’S are the #1 Reason the American Educational System is a horrible place  where students do not want to be. Furthermore, DOG-SHIT-LOOKING-TEACHER’S are the #1 Reason the United States of America is in decline. Oh, you disagree? Well feast your Eyes on the Statistical Data below…Read it and weep – you, UGLY-MOTHER-F%CKERS!

 

SOUTHWEST FLIGHT 1380 AND DELTA FLIGHT 673 ARE CLEAR REFLECTIONS OF POOR, MEDIOCRE INCOMPETENT AND ILLITERATE TEACHERS IN AMERICA…

AND THESE DOG SHIT UGLY ILLITERATE TEACHERS ARE DEMANDING MORE MONEY FOR FAILING AMERICAN STUDENTS AND THE PUBLIC (i.e. PASSENGERS ON FLIGHT 1380 & FLIGHT 673). DEAR BETSY DeVOS, THESE FAILING AND INCOMPETENT TEACHERS DO NOT DESERVE ONE RED CENT.